Kevin Jerome & Tuba World-Domination

   This week we examine the motives of members who choose Renfrew as their "host environment"

KEVIN JEROME

 

This is a cautionary tale.  Kevin is not just an Eb bass player.  While the world is asleep, he is making plans.  His mission, nay, his dream, is to convert the ignorant to the delights of all that is Tuba-ish!

See below some examples of his modus operandi and heed this caution

 

 He uses humour to entice his prey.

 

 

 He physically dominates to gain the higher ground.

Note also the attempts to sartorially "blend" into the Scottish environment.

 

 He "rallies" when folks' guards are down!

 

 He uses Hypnotherapy.sending his patient into a

                                                             "TUBATRANCE"

 

 He get the beers in then cackles as his prey succumbs.

 

He makes "vows" then proceeds to spread the Tuba-word "orally" 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately, for some it's too late. 

Being in the company of the Tuba-mad Luton lad for years has had its effect....

 

 

 

However, there IS hope.  If you MUST approach Jerome, below is an illustration of the ONLY safe time to do so..

 

 

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

 

( Next Week, evidence that the 1st horn player does smile occasionally)